Get a scooter or bike-engine thing, you get something that will break. Buy a moped, and you get 15+ fabulous rallies a year, 500+ new friends, and 15 years of posts on how to fix that moped you just bought... which will break. A lot. Just like anything else.
Enjoy your new addiction / transportation.
Buy a Moby to work on, buy a Puch to ride. Buy a Batavus to yell at.
Stoops - Spokesman