A Lesson in being too descriptive:
Me dials 740-455-0700
Operator: "Zanesville police department, what is your emergency?"
Me: "Hi, My name is Tommy Eschuk, somebody stole my Moped the other day and I found out where it was."
Operator: "Do you have proof of ownership?"
Me: "I have the Bill of Sale"
Me: Types up a bill of sale on Microsoft Word, prints it out, has a friend of mine get it notarized with me at a bank
Operator: "Ok Sir can you Describe the Vehicle for me?
Me: "It's a 1977 Puch Maxi Luxe, it's dark like green. The Vin number is 9418218."
Operator: "Ok and Where's It Located?"
Me: "Well this guy was bragging on a chatroom, his name is Bobby Householder, he said he stole it from me and he was going to paint it something else."
Operator: "Ok We're reporting that VIN as stolen, We'll have a police officer out to help you shortly"
Me: "Thank You, Godspeed"