It seems to me that a lot of people who frequent this here board need to vent. They've got a lotta pent up...something inside and so they take it out on other members in silly ways by trying to start little mini-battles on the internet. Why this is I will never understand, but it happens so I'm here to propose a solution: The Violin Thread.
If you need to bitch, moan, cry, make a sarcastic joke, badmouth, whatever, just do it here. If we feel like reading it we will. Afterall, the threads where someone's crying over something absurd are some of the most fun to read. So here you go folks, let the experiment BEGIN!