No, everyone doesn't fucking ride drunk. That is a fucking bullshit statement and you know it. I hope that every single one of you fucks that thinks it's cool or okay to drive drunk gets busted, put in jail, and has their moped taken away, and eventually gets their ass beaten. Fuck you. Drunk drivers are pieces of shit.
Also, this whole "fuck the man" shit is getting pretty old. It's one thing to try and sneak by on fake registration, or ride around with busted tail lights, or riding fast....but shit like running from the cops, hitting someones vehicle and running, and driving drunk...that's way past the limit.
Stop acting like 14 year olds and try to respect the fact that other people exist and have to deal with the consequences of your dumbass decisions.