I have a sexual attorney. Her professional opinion is that you ARE a DOUCHE bag.
First of all you're a hypocrite. Such an outstanding guy you are, that you posted everyone in MA has no integrity, when you obviously cannot differentiate your personal experience with one dude from everyone else here. Also you said that you don't care what people think here anyways, Soooo why the fuck did you post in the first place.
Also, what do you mean a 1000 dollars a drop in the bucket? Do you really have to prove that you have money? Over the INTERNET!! HAhaha thats a sign of a REALLY SMALL MAN! personally or physically. Or Both?? What did you mean when you typed "It's time to have fun"? Do you enjoy being cruel? to know that your fucking WIFE is a Lawyer, so you would drag everyone one and their grandmama's into court so YOU can be told you are in the RIGHT and are a Good and Morally upstanding person? thats what your daddy should have done. And all the meanwhile having "FUN" . If you think thats fun, try riding your damn moped, instead of tying up the small claims court system with frivolous lawsuits.
Plus, nobody jumps on the bandwagon like you say. We all have brains and we've all read exactly what you typed and posted and 99.9% of us feel as if you really are douche. We all know a douche bag, sometimes several of them, but you are really the only one I know!! not that we are as ethically or morally upstanding like you, Rob.
You don't belong here on the forums or on a moped. This is a community, YOUR community, but you just went and fucked it all up. Go Drive a Hummer, or something that exudes your Wealth and Power!! you superiorly moral bastard(with money! doesn't it seem a tad ironic that the ones WITH money are the ones who always try to push their ideals on everyone else?). See? its easy to judge, isn't it! I don't wanna ride with you anymore! and that goes against MY ETHICS of riding with anyone who just wants to ride! Sooo sue me....