I wasn't going to post on this subject, but I can't pass this up. You last post "voltron" seems to demonstrate that behind every act of bravura there lies a latent homoeroticism. Notice that, while no one on our side has used sexually provocative terms, you insist on using homoerotic references in your insults. Funny thing is, we are so non-homophobic, that those insults really fall quite flat. Subsequently, your use of lurid bedroom talk (I use "bedroom talk" very loosely here) is more pathetic than irritating.
For example, you want to "pour sand on the k-y" while making me your "prison bitch." The image is simple enough; I understand that the sand would be painful. Who hasn't had sand in their swimsuit after a day at the beach, right? But you fail to think the image through. Wouldn't sand also be irritating to you? And wouldn't your manhood be even more bothered by the sand's constant friction than I would be?
Notice that, as much of a jerk as you've been towards us, our challenges still fall into the racing categories. We're willing to challenge you w/ a race: our best moped(s) against your Vespa. But that's not enough for you. You want to destroy our bikes and have hot gay sex w/ us. Hey, it's your fantasy, so whatever turns you on is fine. I'm not sure why you want to share your fantasies w/ us -- but that might add to the excitement factor for you, eh?
Also, you keep insisting that you're a Jedi Knight. Yet they completely deny your existence and are instead also looking for you. Now, you may be some renegade Jedi. But you have not made many friends w/in your own organization. So don't delude yourself, since you can't even fool us.
You also insist on insulting my Lucia. Do you even know her? She's quickly gained a reputation as a very tough little bike. She carried me through a blizzard w/ about 5-6 inches on the ground and more coming down w/o any complaints. Can your Vespa do that?
Look, I'm no longer going to insult you. It seems that you have a delicate psyche and I don't want to cause you any more damage. You can go back to your prison rape fantasies as often as you like. Who am I to judge another's fantasy life, eh? Whatever turns you on ...