one of my best friends was a mall security guard for a little while. it seemed like a pretty sweet gig actually. just ride around in a truck and yell at kids that are up to no good.
dont dis the guy based on his occupation, thats just fucking retarded. i've worked so many shitty jobs because i had to. everything from a gas station attendant, to demolition, to traveling poster salesman. someone has to do it, and if you live near this guy be thankful, because of what he does you can now go do speed trials in the mall parking lot at night and not get hassled.