Why does this happen to me ???

Reeperette /
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Anyone recall me mentioning that piece of crap Tempo having one headlight fulla water ?

I've also had two other mopeds (both kept outside) that wound up with water in the headlight casing.. how the hell it GETS in there, I've no friggin clue.

I was gonna chuck a fishing pole float in the Tempo headlight, but wound up having it compacted cause the whole front end went to crap and it became undrivable.

And having mentioned it, I've prolly poked enough curiosity bumps that I really should explain how it became a couch.

The interior was the only decent part of the car, it was in near mint shape, and one of my buddies suggested ripping the back seat out and makin a couch from it - well, when I called the towing company to get rid of it, they were gonna charge me to remove it, till I made the same suggestion to the tow truck driver, and he was like "Yeah, that is a nice back seat, and it's the right color...ok, sure", whereupon he towed it away for free.

The rest of the car got compacted for scrap metal, probably the best use of the cursed piece of crap.

As for puttin fish in the headlight ? the only one I know of tough enough to survive that for any length of time would be a Siamese Fighting Fish (Betta), and even then if you turned the headlight on, sooner or later you'd prolly have filet-o-fish there...

-R

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