So the other night I roll up to chipotle to pick up some dinner. I park the Puch at the front of the place just outside the outdoor pattio fence.. And theres this fuckin douchebag about 18 with a long retarded ass bowl cut and some chick he brought for some fine dining.
I roll up at like walking speed and he tries to impress the girl and goes "keep kids alive under 25" and chuckles and acts all masculine like he just got the best of me..... I look at him, shake my head, what the fuck kind of joke is that? lol fucking retard.
i get my burrito and i go sit down outside right next to them. haha
he doesnt say a word to me now.
i finish up, start to head out and he speaks up again. he tells me i can park my POS somewhere else next time. i turn around and politely ask his date if hes impressing her. she doesnt say anything. hes speechless. thats what i thought, grow the fuck up i said and mind your own business... if you want some fine dining you gotta spend more than 6 bucks on your date. he had nothing else to say at that point....so i rolled out.
fuckin jackass rofl
