I was going to bed and i looked out my window to make sure I locked my moped up, noticed a huge puddle of gasoline underneath. I went to shut off the petcock and found a little green frog perched on my pedal, right in the way. So now I'm sitting here, watching him and waiting for him to jump so I can get in there and get some sleep.
move em
he hopped, gas stopped, I dropped. forgot to update. corey I hope you didn't assume I was still sitting there waiting 17 hours later.
how cute
this is what moped army is all about, baby. Frog baddassery.
Dude, that was no frog. That was a motherfuckin gremlin. He made your shit leak the gas. Green? Four appendages? You got gremlins.
"Don't feed it after midnight!":http://gizmosflo.ytmnd.com/
i really wish you had sat there for seventeen hours, locked in an epic stare-down with a frog that was sitting on your moped.
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