IM NOT ... but if I were to f*ck a polar bear

IM NOT F'CKING A POLAR BEAR

but if i was going to f'ck a polar bear how much would you guys pay me?

I'm totally stock

sharp teeth

bear claws

pic below

Re: IM NOT ... but if I were to f*ck a polar bear

I.R.E. Mike Pee /

$3.50

Re: IM NOT ... but if I were to f*ck a polar bear

you dont deserve a polar bear

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***Vanilla Thunder*** /

LOL!

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That polar bear would fuck u up if you even got close to it. It wouldnt be worth getting torn limb from limb for a piece of ass.

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You dont even know how rough those polar bears can be... let me tell you...

Re: IM NOT ... but if I were to f*ck a polar bear

I don't know how much you could get to fuck one, but jerking one off for the purposes of artificial insemination... Theres bull sperm thats worth like a thousands of dollars, maybe that would be more lucrative.

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▣ß@ηℊℙℐṔ∃▣ ™ /

ill give you $10 if you do two

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I picture it looking a little like this, but minus the bars

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Re: IM NOT ... but if I were to f*ck a polar bear

Fatality btw

Re: IM NOT ... but if I were to f*ck a polar bear

debby downer over here damn yo.

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toe fur threadkiller /

i wouldn't pay a penny over $400 to see a minor like you fuck a badly repainted polar bear.

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that tsm kid deserves to be eaten by a polar bear

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***Vanilla Thunder*** /

sawyer knows how to deal with polar bears

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Re: IM NOT ... but if I were to f*ck a polar bear

nonono, the way you deal with polar bears is to cut a hole in the ice and sprinkle peas all around it.

When the bear goes to take a pea, kick him in the Ice hole!

Har de har har!

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bestiality ftw!

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that was one of granddads favorite jokes. you get the old polish sense of humor award.

Re: IM NOT ... but if I were to f*ck a polar bear

feck? the Esperanto conjugation of the infinitive _feki_ meaning "to deficate"?

if you shit the whole thing in one peice, I'll pay you a hundred Puch Cobras.

Re: IM NOT ... but if I were to f*ck a polar bear

uhmm it looks like a top tanked polar bear i think his name is peugot

i would give you 50$ for a HD video of it

Re: IM NOT ... but if I were to f*ck a polar bear

quit drinking, you will not have these thoughts!

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LOST FTW

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i wasted my time reading all of this

Re: IM NOT ... but if I were to f*ck a polar bear

HEY kircules go fuck your self.....

you obivouly have notihing better to do...

it was a honest question so STFU

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i'd pay 200 bucks to see this with a polar bear

"watch it all the way through for full effect":http://2guys1horse.com

Re: IM NOT ... but if I were to f*ck a polar bear

Why u wanna bone a polar bear waune oats?

Re: IM NOT ... but if I were to f*ck a polar bear

I like taquitos

IM NOT ... but if I were to f*ck a polar bear

Re: IM NOT ... but if I were to f*ck a polar bear

not a polar bear, but pretty racist. i give it an 8.

Re: IM NOT ... but if I were to f*ck a polar bear

sorry kirk, your user pic was just askin' for it.

Re: IM NOT ... but if I were to f*ck a polar bear

Bump.

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