the colon saw
i came up with this on memorial day 2000. quite possibly the happiest day of my life. heres why:
soak a bratwurst in beer for at least two hours (in pbr only! keep it classy), wrap it in thick cut bacon, deep fry it. then put it on a hoagie roll with a shit load of cheese and cover it in cole slaw.
your taste buds will thank you for it.