I DIGRESS

OK

I take it back you guys don't suck.

You guys are the coolest kids (if not the best looking) on the er,

bikes with a pencil sharpener engine scene, if i ever wanted to

be laughed at and ridiculed, trust me, i would join your "gang"

But let's be realistic here, you guys drive bicycles. How are you

guys seriously going to dominate the streets? I was reading alot

of your profiles, dude, seriously you guys gotta get sum

motorized vehicles that demand respect. c'mon how could

you possibly try to pick up chicks/guys/autobot on a moped?

Jedi knights have balls (don't matter what gender)

a knight has balls. plain and simple, down wit the force.

Now, i don't understand moped army, where does the transformers

tie in? What if you liked the decepticons? Should you guys

front with transformer stickers? are you guys like a transformers

rivival, I have an optimus prime on ebay, i think i. could sell,

so that i can buy an water bottle holder, for my cool bicycle

to match my transformers sticker, club? or you guys just

thought hey lets bit those scooter kids and find a cool

cyber toon to desegrate. Personally, i know I am not alone

when i say Voltron, would have been a better choice.

ok you kids are boring me know,

and remember when your putting along on the side walk,

and you feel an overwhelming rush zoom past you,

those 150cc's are flying past you as you partake on

my "dark side" of my moon.

Until then

search and destroy

your horrible grammar

First of all, your grammar is horrible. I won't even try to make sense of what you intended w/ your run on sentences and dangling participles. It was so terrible, in fact (and especially w/ the missuse of punctuation), that I had a difficult time understanding your argument. This is beyond the problems of the way in which your argument's syllogism was constructed.

That said, I dismiss your ranting entirely. A few points, however:

- one "rides" a bicycle, one does not "drive" a bicycle

- the use of "dude" does not replace a semicolon

- "some" (not "sum")

- "revival" (not "rivival")

- it's "a water bottle" (not "an water bottle")

- a thought (e.g. "you guys thought hey lets ...") should always be seprated from the introductory text by a comma or colon--and perhaps also quotation marks, single or double--(e.g. "you guys thought: "Hey, let's ...")

- I think you meant "desecrate" not "desegrate" (which is not a word)

Those are just a few of more minoar problems. Subsequently, I have really no idea what you were trying to say. The tone, undoubtedly, was negative. Other than that, I have no real idea. I caught glimpes of you stating that you enjoy Voltron and riding your scooter or motorcycle while mooning people, perhaps while farting (hence the "overwhelming rush" felt as you ride by)?

I also find it funny to state that we "kids" are boring you. You took the time to visit the website and post a forum. No one asked you to do this. Logically, therefore, you were participating on your own through your grammatically-challenged tirade. Hence, you were boring yourself. A rather sad state of affairs, if you ask me.

Enjoy your eBay auction.

Re: your horrible grammar

Ron Brown /

His participle may be dangling but he thinks he has balls!

geeks

Miguel iyour a cocky

little bastard aren't you?

First of all did you notice what time that post

was put up? pretty late which means

that i was pretty blotto, hence the fucked up

grammar. Bring it on baby, and if love

my dangling participles, you'll love my dangling

balls from your chin.

peace n the mideast

Re: your horrible grammar

furda jksc /

hahahaha!!!!!

What the facts are.

Reeperette /

You know, besides it being a bit hard to take seriously any moron posting flak from ".ipt.aol.com", the training wheel tricycle of the internet, it appears to me that this dude has a lot to learn, besides how to use a real ISP, that is.

For starters, if you had half a brain in your head you'd realize most moped riders have to be a bit more on the tough side for the express reason of not having the horsepower (or the inclination, in this case) to run away from sorry freaks like you who like to hassle them.

Most 'ped pushers will stand and deliver, in such a case, and I do believe it states something of the mindset that they choose to use a vehicle where retreat is not an option, whereas you and yours would morelike be running with your exhaust between your legs.

Then there's the "Geek" issue, hey...your average buff construction worker makes about $8.50-$10.00/Hour...your average tech-base Geek makes $12.50-$22.50, due to more education and a career in a technology field, which is why we get all the chicks, horn-rimmed glasses and mopeds notwithstanding.

In fact, you sound almost jealous, issat whatsamatter huh ?

And that brings me to the remaining issue, 'ped pushers are generally self-contained and self-reliant people of secure manhood and not needing overwhelming horsepower or constant damnfool gestures (such as posting flak on other folks message boards) to appease and stroke puny little egos caused by an obvious case of manhood-envy.

You don't see us talking smack about anyone, cause we have respect for other folks, and above all, self-respect, which is obviously lacking in your case.

In short kid, either grow up or go find some professional psychological assistance, because these posts sound to me like the pitiful snarl of a small cornered rodent, the last gasp of an obvious lemming with some real serious personality issues.

We hear your cry for help, misguided though it is...we just don't give a shit.

Go beat your little drum somewhere else, heh ?

-Ree

Re: What the facts are.

YOU ARE FUNNY,

AND JUST IN CASE YOUR WONDERING....

I DON'T NEED TO WORK FULL TIME.

SHIT HEADS LIKE YOU KEEP ME IN BUSINESS!

VOTRON

BLUE LION

Re: What the facts are.

Reeperette /

>>YOU ARE FUNNY,

AND JUST IN CASE YOUR WONDERING....

I DON'T NEED TO WORK FULL TIME.

SHIT HEADS LIKE YOU KEEP ME IN BUSINESS!<<

I suppose we do....via tax dollar.

Enjoy your mental incompetence disability payments, do you ?

-Ree.

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