I was at the county fair tonight, gettin my funnelcake on. There's always lots of crazy stuff on display and amongst all the madness was the local excavation company with their newest product: fiberglass drop-in "storm shelters". They were crazy to see, and i even got to take a look inside one. Pretty sweet. But as I'm walking away, the lady selling them is yelling things to get passers-by to stop and look and she says:
"OBAMA! BOOM BOOM BOOM!"
Which pretty much made my night, along with buying some moped-worthy ammo cannisters at a army surplus tent.