YOU SUCK

YOU SHALL ALL BE DESTROYED,

THE TRUE RULERS OF THE STREETS

ARE THE JEDI KNIGHTS....

LEARN TO RIDE A REAL MACHINE.

GO FASTER THAN 20MPH ON A SUNNY DAY...

NERDS

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jeremy?

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actually, i go faster than 30mph on a snowy day ...

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Imagine a moped with blasters mounted on the handlebar and a light saber in the saddlebags.

The things dreams are made of..

jedis and scooters? makes no sense ...

i think jedi knights is a scooter gang? ... interesting ...

i'm a bit star wars fan myself. i see scooters (modern ones) as very high tech compared to older pedal mopeds. also, mopeds are a bit more "scrappy" and there are few of the same kinds lying around (compared to scooters).

wouldn't that make scooters more like empirial vehicles and mopeds like rebel alliance (aka old republic) vehicles? if this is so, wouldn't true jedis ride mopeds, not scooters? of course, darth vader is a sith-jedi, so he would ride a scooter. but a true jedi (i.e. yoda or obi-wan) would ride a moped, since they were much more "rustic" in fashion.

subsequently, i think any scooter gang known as "jedi knights" is misnamed. true jedi knights would ride mopeds, not scooters. true jedis would also not complain about speed and such. yoda would probably say something like: "size matters not" or "judge you a jedi by his acceleration? hum, thrust ration does not make one great" of course, it's unsure what yoda would have said about mopeds or scooters. i'm only extrapolating from my knowledge of the trilogy.

maybe you should change your name to "the sith lords" if you want to be true to a star wars theme. that would fit the character of scooters and aggressive attack. after all, an attack on a post is an aggressive gesture. a true jedi uses the force only for defense, never to attack. also, anger leads to the dark side. so your comments on this forum betray that you are NOT a true jedi knight at all. not even a a padowan apprentice would act that way ... well, maybe a spunky one like anakin (but we all know how he turned out, eh?).

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Ron Brown /

Er..... yea, me too.

Ron

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john furda jedi knight /

haha im not to sure who put that but i talked with a few of you last night at the small brown bike show and were going to plan a ride when it gets worm and who would i talk to about getting parts for a camatti i dont think thats how you spell it but what ever

john furda jksc

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haha thats what im saying but with a scooter and no saddlebags =)

furda

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okok i see what your saying about the speed thing but your way off about the whole jedi scooter thing i and all the othe jedi dont ride new scooters we ride classic scooters mine is a 1962 vespa and in the club we have some early 50s bikes which in fact look pritty rustic the thing is were a bunch of dorks that ride scooters and love star wars and i think that makes sense. question for you dose your moped transform in to a robot?? ok then

furda

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furda jedi knight /

its not jeremy i would expect something a little more creative from him.

john furda dan wrote:

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DARK VADER /

OH NO!! A pedder wannabe got out!

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darth n8r, jedi knight /

Yeah, I don't know who put that up either. Obvoiusly someone who has much to learn in the ways of the force, and someone who was a wuss as there is no name. Who is this jedi?

darth n8r

Jedi Knights Scooter Club

New Orleans Chapter

ps - for those of you who know nothing of what we're talking about, check out our site at www.jksc.com

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Acutally, I am not sure that a Jedi (JKSC Member) made that post.

All of the Jedi I know (althought there are over 60) have better things to say.

as for the mopeds/scooters-Republic/empire discussion I have this to offer:

Im not sure where Mopeds stand on the whole issue, but I assume that you are closser to the truth in reguards to them, but as for scooters...

The choice of vehicle for the MODern Jedi could be none other. Scooters are to some the overly aestheticized and outdated means of transportation from a far off system long ago... or rather, a more elegent bike from a more sophistocated era.

The empire no doubt rides a less efficient and louder bike. There fore if the enemy=The Empire=the police then those huge dolled up harley cop-cycles=tie-fighters.

We have also reccognised some crotch rockets as tie fighters for reasnos I am unaware of.

Fire it up!

Red-6

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Rock on Red-6! ;-) Crotch rockets are definitely NOT the way to go.

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