My old lady and I went berry picking today. All sorts of berries comming into season right now. Blue berries, rasberries, black berries, etc..
So we are on this back road, pulled over on the side of the road, in the bushes, picking berries. Some son of a bitch women pulls over and tells us that our bikes should not be allowed on the road and starts banking about something else. So I gave her the finger, both hands style, and she looked really shocked, turned red in the face (I could see the anger building in her), she got a bit flustered, and then screamed out,"Go pick your berries you faggot!"