moped to the apocalypse

General Jackson /

anyone planning on spending their madmax days on a moped?

I know I am

and I was wondering what your plans were.

what to bring...

where to go...

how to attach your katana to your moped...

the options are limitless,

maybe you should think about it if you haven't

where should we all meet to form our roving gang of 2stroke destruction?

aaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnd GO!

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hello there ,

Well since i have a tomos pryer trike it will be no prob to put a katana on my ped.

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General Jackson /

i'm thinking a terminator 2 'esque shotgun holster on one of the shocks maybe? that would be a good addition, but the kick my knock me off my ped

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Central U.S. would be a good meeting place. It only seems fair. I've got lots o' big knives and junk. Couple of swords too. I'm prepared.

Load up your milk crates and saddle bags! New world order is the Moped Army.

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we were just talking about this! I have a slingshot that can shoot big metal balls, think musket balls, I'm going to mount it between my handle bars.

I've always felt like the moped army would be an underground post-apocalyptic group that I could rely on.

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So when is this apocalypse.

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***Kim Jong Uno*** /

holy god would a moped suck in the post apocalypse. fun but too unreliable. for gods sake it takes some of you a week or more to get good points through the mail. no, your best bet is a motorcycle. i hate to say it but its true.

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I"m plannin on changin up to a motorcycle. apocalyple hints for no laws. motorcycle with a moped strapped to it for when I run low on go juice.

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Hmm, I'll stick by my WVO Mercedes imagine all the abandoned grease! Of course for the post apocalyptic world I'd rely on my solex and my G-3 If for some reason I'm unable to procure said grease.

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Post apocalypse, Id load up my chevy tahoe with my two peds in the back, full of supplies.

thats all i need.

My truck can fit at least three peds in the rear, then various tools, gas cans, and supplies.

perfect apocalypse vehicle.

A trusty ped would be perfect!

Easy to fix, low gas requirements, easy to drive on sidewalks, through shopping malls, bike paths ect. Light enough to lift over road blocks you cant get around,

you name it!

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or in the imminent Zombie apocalypse we could learn to embrace zombie culture . I'm already learning zombish: Grahb Mah Mahnbagz!

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General Jackson /

I plan on attaching a ten gallon tank to my puch murray, and then I could ride about 1000 miles without having to stop, except to piss and sleep and de-chafe my ass.

if a couple of guys can moped to south america surely we could ped around middle america.

I'll prbably ride with my gang to the nearest rainbow gathering and shack up with those guys, going on supply missions on a ped is descreet and i'm pretty sure i can pedal my ped faster than a zombie can walk.

and if not, there's always the katana peeking over my shoulder.

my throttle sticks so i should be able to do a drive by decapatation pretty easily

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"A trusty ped would be perfect!"

there is such a thing ?

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A katana is the best sword in the world, a great addition for post apocalyptic chaos and ruin.

The moped is not good transport though. You can't trust anything that uses gas and is so loud. A regular all-terrain bicycle is tops.

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General Jackson /

yeah, i've been torn between my moped or my steel frame falcon road bike with some beefy tires.

all I can say is that i'll probably have a long way to travel and not much food, so I don't want to waste all my energy on pedaling

i'll have to get somewhere I can fish and they grow avacados.

I could eat avacados for the rest of my life and be happy

by the way I got a "blemished" hand forged carbon steel katana for 50 bucks. the guard was loose so it was on extra sale. needless to say I fixed that and it is fucking amazing...

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id probably try to find christine.

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A Batavus with a M-48 engine would be good to have, since that makes the least noise, that i know of. That is if you could find one with a good engine and the clutch was not messed up.

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I would use my ped, but only to ride to the ocean, and then sail the rest of my life.

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I will just cuddle up with a few thousand cans of Campbell's soup, 100 gallons of gas and two stroke. A couple Puchs and my gun safe. Gas and bullets = currency.

handgun rifle combo?

General Jackson /

speaking of which, I'm in the market for a rifle and handgun combo that shares ammo and am trying to figure out what people think the best bang for your buck is as far as hunting surviving is...

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Cosmo nPuch Stillstolen /

band aids

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General Jackson /

2012

Re: handgun rifle combo?

.45 black powder, I've got a matched rifle and pistol. Sure they aren't extremely powerful or quick but when it comes down to it ammo supplies probably wont be wonderful so you can bust open old car batteries and make your own bullets, As far as powder goes, there will always be seagulls, so go scrape some rocks!

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after reading this i just can't help but think of that trailer at the beginning of planet terror with danny trejo when he jumps a ramp w/ his motorcycle that has a mounted chaingun shooting mother fuckers down!

moped to the apocalypse

my plan is to ride over to a walmart on my moped and take that shit over. live off the food, play video games while im turning a walmart truck into a battle cruising zombie killer. then I will take over a prison.

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1990 Bronx Warriors is the motherfucker of all p.a. films. Seriously i need a glowing skull for my headlight.

Go rent that shit and any other Italian p.a. films so you'll be prepared.

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General Jackson /

I'm gonna steal a gas tanker and then take over a walmart. the prison thing is a great idea by the way, well protected AND a place to put bad guys you capture till you can convince them to stop being dicks.

I wish we had castles in america.

i'll probably just whole up in city hall or something.

although probably the abandoned prison out in the woods of tennessee

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