Justin, being that the Red Sox is the only sport I follow or watch I'll trade my Southie "moped dude" title for your Fenway "Moped Guy" title any day. By the way, can you get autographs! Oy!!! However, Mopedjay has some big shoes to fill around here - I've been to his spot. He is the Moped Guy but it's a toss up between he and the SABAT~ bros as to who received the most childhood inoculations with two-stroke oil - I'm kinda leaning toward Jay, because every time he arrives in town he has that awkwardly pleasant aroma of two-stroke.