so um.....this may be the best thread ive read in quite a while, next time people tell me im not right im sending them here.
Oh and I will admit to being a whore, i picked up several austrians through the solder of fortune mail order bride program but there always a lot rougher in real life then the pictures they send me so i make them stay in the basement while i order up another.......Ive been told i have a problem....my best score was a couple of german chicks i found through craigslist online dating, the kreidler girls werent making there first husband happy so i had a go at it, one was easy and would go at the drop off a hat, but as soon as things got fast shed four stroke and leave me with blue balls so that bitch went to the basement to, her sister was pretty ratty but a new set of rings and she take me to the top but that rusty tank made her unpredictable so down to the basement with her to.
Which brings me to the moral of my story... I fell for a french whore...she was in a shed covered in dust but when i cleaned her off i almost busted a nut, then came the courtship and she has kept my interest so far by playing hard to get....shes a true master though...every time i decide im done she blasts up to 35 for just a second and im hooked again.
Dont tell her but i have to admit to noticing the Sparta girl down the street....