MOPED ARMY

dude, my moby gets really weird on me for a couple of days every month. lucky for me i have this sweet little garelli on the side.

easier to control? she is the controlling one. always telling me what to do and she makes me stay in the garage all day. and dont get me started on what happens when she catches me looking at another moped...

I got one just like her... had her a couple months, I spend all my money on her, and haven't gotten a good ride from her yet, but its too late to turn back. u just gotta keep on keeping on until that moby is your sickest bike. It's already your most expensive.

An awesome girl I've been seeing just said that she didn't think she could keep my interest because she wasn't enough trouble. maybe thats true.

gotta keep that pimp hand strong....

i know what you mean...i am in love with a very sexy silver general 5 star. despite my gentle treatment and loads of attention, she refuses to be in running condition. she is always just out of my reach. we figure out what is wrong, fix it, and another part breaks. it hurts.

every morning, i have to pass her to climb into my car...i find myself dreaming about the times we could have if she would just give me a chance. instead, i turn to drinking alone.

shit, i'm pretty lucky to have a harem of ready and willing sluts. of course, i give the girls quite a bit of attention.

haha im glad some of you guys get my joke.

The best treatment for this type of relationship is a really good "friend" that you keep kinda close to your Moby. In choosing, you would want to pick a friend that maybe wasnt quite as pretty, but more simple, reliable, loyal, and faithful.

Also one that will scare the shit out it from past history.

Go with an Austrian.

That is my relationship with everyone of my bikes except for my Tomos, which I ironically like the least. This summer I am shooting for 5 out of 5 mopeds running. I must be dreaming.

Dude, watch out when that choke cable breaks, you don't want any unexpected surprises now do you? Starts out with morning sickness, then comes her strong craveings for expensive synthetic 2 stroke oil.

That's why I got a cheap slut Tomos. She'll do anything I want, and all I have to do is change her transmission oil.

The only problem is, I'm pretty sure she's letting another man drive her. Breaks my heart, it does.

--Scott

you're better off with a tomos or a puch.

Have you tried different positions? Some girls might just get bored after awhile with you just sitting the same way there, and grunting.

Maybe stuff her panties up her muffler till she squeels.

Maybe check your petcock and see that it isn't dripping.

Maybe just lay there and listen to her dreams.

Maybe buy her some flowers.

Maybe order up some of those male growth pills.

Maybe introduce her to another naughty moped and take turns on them.

Maybe move to a part of the country where she sees you as a man.

hehhee

You know reasearch has proven nearly every abuser was molested at least once in their life!

I have an open relationship with two of them...

My benelli is slow and nags for more work to be done, but refuses to do any herself, and my qt is missing a few things up top, and when were down and dirty and start crusing, she gets tired and complains im going too hard and too fast.

But when both of them cant keep up with me, I can go see my honda on the side... ride as fast and hard as I want, with no problems. Although she's a tad heavier, she knows how to use her weight.