Look, you look so cool on mopeds, why do you have to be uncomfortably priced? You're just expensive enough to make me think "is it really worth it?"
And then everybody thinks you're hot shit, not just me. If you're the hot fad, I feel like I'm just following a crowd. Next thing I know, I'll be seeing everybody and their momma's moped with cafe bars. Is that really what I want?
I guess what I'm saying is, what have you done for me lately, cafe bars?
Or are you just the town bicycle's handlebars? (reference to cafe bars being a slut is totally what I'm going for)