I'm gonna go ride my Tomos instead. And fuck you guys. You flaked on our rally last year, after telling us you were going to come, and then didn't even send an email saying you weren't gonna make it. We voted for you anyway. We busted our asses to make it to your rally this year, to show you cats that we liked you, and to welcome you to the moped army even though you would rent mopeds to the devil if he had $20.00, and then none of you bother to show up to our rally. Well fuck you guys. I could give a fuck less if any of you are moped army. You've got 24 people and not a single one could make it. FUCK. YOU.
See the asterisk? It's cause there isn't one. People can think the Latebirds are lame because you're all soooo fucking LA, because you don't give a fuck about mopeds except to add cool points to your sad little SoCal lives, and maybe that's all true, but I'm just pissed off because you can make $1,200 renting mopeds to a bunch of fucking lames, yet you're all too broke to figure out how to come and hang out with us.
And my views do NOT represent those of other Puddle Cutters, it's potentially just me that's pissed. So don't get all cryface about it.