Okay buddy you asked for it...
just... let me... reach into my, uh.. messenger bag and...get my old.... trusty... _shit. no, that's not it..._ get my... uh... trusty ol'... _where the hell is it?_ Just hang on a minute asshole, I'm about to teach you a lesso... _damn it!_ what is all this junk in here? Like I was saying; let's see how tough... uh... lets see how tough you are once you see... um... _okay, don't panic: what's the last time I remember having it?_ Okay, dude. Here's the deal. I'm gonna run home and get something, you stay here and try not to lose that angry mood...