So, im selling a red magnum here on the buy sell. Post a picture of it, its still there somewhere.
Get some responses, not much.
Put it on craigslist, get lots of usual "trade for rollerblades" stuff.
Only i do get one nice guy who's cell phone perhaps ill share later once i get his id stuff back. I already know the town. Maybe its not him.
But we exchange phone calls a few times over the week. He doesent wanna haggle, just is gonna be visiting my town for a while, and wants to pick up the bike.
Calls tues, and yesterday.
Calls today, and i naively give the guy my address.
hour later while im at work, ive got a cruiser in my yard , and the cops banging on the door saying that some lunatic totally sure that thier bike stolen 10 YEARS ago is the one ive got on craigslist.
My neighbors all come out from every house on the street of course.
My downstairs neighboors know be enought to tell the cops " dont even bother calling the kid,, ill show ya his bikes, none of em are stolen"
SO the cops look at em and sure enough, its not thier bike.
Sucks having the cops at your house though.
For the record, red magnum xk's all look the same.
They dont have MOLES of any of michael jacksons distinguishing features.
Damn i hate that i wasted a week talking to this kid just so he could get my addy and call the cops.