dude, i swaer to god fedex hid a package on me one time. i ordered a book i needed for school. the fedex guy put it way up on a 10 foot shelve in my fucking garage (why not on the front porch?). I made the store send me new books and then a month later i found the book sitting in my garage way up and behind some shit on a shelf. WTF fedex. suck my balls.