MOPED ARMY

They wouldnt let me go. They called my dad and had him come pick me up. I woke up this morning and my moped wasnt outside so I'm hoping its still in the back of my dads work truck and that he didnt tak it back.

if anything bad happens sue the police station

Moped = high rate of speed?

Since when?

there are two types of cops, the ones who feel a sense of civic duty and cares about public saftey and the ones who crave power over the average joe in the street, probablly because they were sniveling wusses when they were kids. you get pulled over and you don't know whats coming .

I would have told that pig to go back to his Dunkin donut shop and finish feeding his face.Ive delt with asshole cops also And let me tell you its not fun at all.

Cops will usually start out with insults, humiliations. If your girl friend is with you you might hear, "I don't know, she looks like a whore to me" or infer that you are gay. They want to anger you so that you will say something that allows them to take further action. Smiling sweetly foils this to a degree but that you are not taking the bait can anger them but at least they can't legitimately fuck with you. They still can lie and say the most bazaare shit in court.

Am I the only one in the whole country that has never been stopped by a cop while riding a moped? I've been stopped for speeding 12 or 13 times in cars, and out of all that, I only got 2 tickets, and even the cops that gave me the tickets were polite. Peace. Jerry.

The quickest way to turn on the "please pull me over" sign over your head is to ride a bicycle or anything that resembles one WITHOUT A HEADLIGHT. This pissed me off once. I was riding next to a cage without its lights on at night. I started to flash mine on & off hoping they would get the hint. Dude had out-of-state plates too. Anyway a cop rolls ME. I stop and he asks what I think I'm doing. I explain this guy's lights weren't on. He says neither are mine and to get off and walk it if I didn't want him to take it away. Meanwhile geezer gets to mow down some bus riders in the dark or something. Frickin cops are cager lovers sometimes. I do have more luck getting off though. a good 'yes sir no sir' attitude will go a long way in making sure you sleep in your own bed tonight

Wow, you guys have it rough out there, in Kansas City,Mo the Police have bigger fish to fry and we usually get a friendly wave. When we hang out a the 7-11 during the regular Sun. rides they come over and talk, we're part of the local scene. The Fire Dept. loves us and shows us their Harleys.

Now if you cross over the State Line into Mission Hills you might wake up in Gitmo Camp X-Ray, but they're still pissed about the Border Wars.

My little town on the Kansas side just got rid of our police force in a budget cut. So one drive through a day from the county and we're on our own. So today GF and I got to ride around town on our unplated bikes he he.

_Hi jerry how ya doing guy? BTW whats a cage???_

That would be a motor vehicle on which the occupants are surrounded by bits of metal, i.e. - a car.