in my town we have one restruant that stays open all year. and the head of the kitchen there is named chef derrick. chef derrick is a 40 something dark man with hair in a ponytail and the words "chef derrick" stitched onto his chef's clothing. he does little work in the kitchen, but happily accepts compliments from the locals regarding the "fabulous" meals. he yells at the busboys to "get it together, son!" his hobbies are drinking 6-packs, undershirt wearing, and walking his white medium sided dog down erie street.
anyone else have good stories like that to share?