Chris - i'm gonna take the Baby Bjorn down the the skate park and ride the halfpipe just to spite you...
Ken - I spent some time in the Dominican (aka moped heaven) a few years ago, and Honda Passport seating is organized thusly: Dad drives, 9 year old rides on Dad's knee with feet on running board. 12 year old rides behind with arms around Dad. 15 year old rides sitting on handlebars and is responsible for holding on to bundle of sugarcane with one hand while pounding the other hand against cars that get too close. Pregnant Mom sits on luggage rack while nursing Infant Baby.
Deane - what my Batavus lacks in speed, it makes up for in pizazz.
Ryan - we're thinking of changing the name to "Ice Cream City"