MOPED ARMY

If you were a girl and that happened, Four guys out of town in Jail.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

that's the best possible story i could have started my day with.

amazing. simply amazing. yes, this is the breakfast thread.

I don't know, have you ever smelled a sorostitute that late/early? Usually like schnapp's, cigarettes, and vomit. You should have actually been creepy and threw some feces at them or something.

Next time send them to my place.

And... what the hell is that supposed to mean?

HaHaHaHa! What an awesome story! You know what would have been so rad? If you took that opportunity to do a moped army calender girls shoot! By the context clues in your story, I assume that you have more than one moped at your crib. You could have gotten those girls semi-naked and had them pose with/on your peds.....You could have pretended that you were Annie Leibowitz and that they were Hanah Montana! Then, they would have had a place to crash, and we, would have amazing, unprecedented photos to look at.

the photo shoot is an amazing idea. next time.

i dont lock my door generally, no roomates. usually no one comes out where i live, its basically an old converted warehouse across from a poultry plant. they also went into my neighbors apartment screaming that one of the had just been discharged from the hospital. i think the quote was "you stopped breathing for a second, you almost died. it was so funny".

college!!

and yes, schnapps, cigarettes, and vomit. thats pretty much what it was. plus their voices sounded like someone was torturing a feral cat. nails on a fucking chalkboard. not a fun way to wake up.

I would have just casually undressed and joined them, "so, one at a time, two, or all four?"

i didnt get up the first time. i told them to leave and they did. who would have thought they would have come back after getting kicked out? apparently not me. seriously though, apart from the occasional chicken escapee and friends who need to fix their peds, no one comes out here. in this town you live in the chicken district and you're safe, it's the neighborhoods that have all the break ins and home invasions.

i will lock my door tonight though. at least until athfest is over.

we never lock our doors even when we lived in the ghetto we didnt

we dont worry about anyone robbing us cause it would be a mistake if they did we aint gut nothing good just a bunch of crap that someone else didnt want and threw away

even the poor people in the ghetto had better stuff than we have

yeah noone we dont know ever shows up here except for the occasional dufas face head asking if i want to sell a moped

Stupid drunken god damn.. Never coming to my house. Grr...

--Scott

who, me? i dont sell them, i just buy everyone that i find.

No, not you brother, I was just bustin mopedjay's balls.

lol.. i kept thinking that the whole time i read your post... this sounds like the beginning of a penthouse forum letter....