i'll make this quick. we have this local festival here called athfest. its half cool/half shitty. anyways, tons of people come to athens from all over and get wasted and basically make this town suck for a weekend.
its 7 am, i have been asleep for about two hours. about an hour ago i had four drunk sorority girls walk into my apartment and wake me up wondering where their friends were. "i dont even know who you are, how the fuck would i know where your fucking friends are?" i say. they apologize and leave. done and done. i just woke up about twenty minutes ago to the same girls in my apartment! they were pulling the futon thats against the wall out to sleep on. so i say "what the fuck?" they then proceed to tell me that they cant find their friends, they are from alabama and dont know anyone else, so they are sleeping in my apartment. i told them that wasnt going to happen, at which point one of them stood up and said, "yeah, this guy is creeping me out anyways. i mean, what the hell is with all the scooters?" WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? they decide to sleep in a random sleeping strangers apartment, and i'm creepy? is it my fault that your friends hate you? fuck no! and they're mopeds, not scooters bitch.
i have always pictured this happening to me, but in my head they were attractive and if it had worked out like i wanted this letter would have started something like, "i never thought this could happen to me, but guess what..."
god damn it. doors locked. now i cant fucking sleep.