MOPED ARMY

No...That would make sense.

This guy doesn't want to sell it because it's locked up....I DON"T CARE!

Only the baddest motor in all of moped-dum...

Just put your cash on the table and then take the motor. That or steal it. It's really easy to break into a junk yard.

The junkmen often beat me to stuff because I pretty much quit looking once the light goes. People throw things out to the curb late at night, and the junkmen come around before the trashmen do.

Then, I come by like an hour later and see their ratty trucks fading off into the sunrise. Bastards!

Bukwheat, are you just dropping in to the metal yards to look for scavenged items, or are you at a legitimate motorcycle scrapyard?

Is this Junkyard an island. Ill bet you are thin and can run fairly fast.

Steal it at 4:15 A.M. It was always the time the KGB kicked in doors, they found that nobody expects anything at 4:15.

Ill be easy. Home Depot sells super cheap bolt cutters. Wear Dark clothing. Cut that pathetic Master lock on that ratty chain link fence. Then go in through the window, its always the easiest route.

Stay calm don't worry about alarms or anything else. It's almost never the committing that's hard. It's just going up and doing it. Five minutes max.

just in case wear two shirts two pair dark basketball shorts two pair underpants and two pair socks. Strip one pair off if you hear a cop coming. Plus

You have to wear something while you wash one pair in that little sink you'll find in county lockup

hey im a junkman and im not a douche bag

mopedjay send him a motor and everyone wins.

Hmm, what are his vices? A case of natty ice?

if i had one it wouldnt be sittin somewhere locked up it be fuckin running and id be riding it

No they don't...

Totally different and so much better design. You can still get repro Van Veen kits from Germany. Air or water cooled...

Junkman and Trashman got my whole moped shops worth of NOS parts after I closed up shop. My grandfather threw everything out when I was out of town. When I asked why he did it he said- " I got sick of looking at that mopad stuff".