More MPH : Lose Weight, Go Faster

Chris Hernandez /
chrisisrad
Jun 20, 2008 12:00AM

So I'm hanging out at home watching Futurama and thinking about making a super duper fast 50cc Puch, I thought to myself"I think it would go faster with a lighter person riding". Wait, I want to go faster and ride it.

SO I think it's time to give my shocks a rest.

6/19/08 255 lbs.

Puch Maxi 50cc ported 41mph

I'm going to try to lose 55lbs before the San Francisco rally.

I'll do a weekly weigh in and I'll see if there is a difference in speed by September.

SO, does this mean I'll be 55 lbs. less sexy?

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Bad Adam /
atbabel
Jun 20, 2008 12:02AM

holy shit.

something like 4 pounds a week. doable.

good luck, id love to see the results!

remember, a toothbrush is way easier to stick down your throat than just your finger.

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KFC Kills Fucking Cowards /
derek
Jun 20, 2008 12:05AM

lose weight, its cheaper than performance parts

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Chris Rice /
chrisr
Jun 20, 2008 12:24AM

Dude, you rule! Good luck.

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Aj /
snowman555
Jun 20, 2008 12:30AM

ok get some plastic wrap and wrap yourself in in than wear 5 layers of sweaters than some underarmy than like 10 more layers of clothes than go for a jog when its 90+ degrees out...

you lose weight 60% of the time all the time

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Chris Hernandez /
chrisisrad
Jun 20, 2008 12:46AM

It's definitely doable, once I lost 37 lbs. in a month and a half, and just by exercising and eating right.

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[[ Linda ]] /
mycider
Jun 20, 2008 01:20AM

I'm pretty light, and I don't go fast. Of course, some of that might be from having a non-kitted bike ...

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Jimmy /
mylittlehero
Jun 20, 2008 01:29AM

LoL... I'm a big guy too the Majestic cries at top speed (28mph) LMAO. Loud ass moped on better days but I push her limits. Hopefully with some slim fast and fine tuning with the Dellto carb my moped will go faster?

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sir thaddeusforemen /
thomasman
Jun 20, 2008 01:29AM

i was thinking of doing the same, i'm about 225 - 230.

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Air Bud /
quatto
Jun 20, 2008 02:05AM

Over the past month I've realized that:

A: my diet alone does not dictate my weight, i hover at 180 whether I eat burgers or salad,

B: I've somehow just kinda become built like a burly dad, which isn't so bad.

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***Vanilla Thunder*** /
joshh
Jun 20, 2008 02:16AM

300 lbs on a 50mph moby. fuck a salad. go malossi instead

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finny /
Jun 20, 2008 02:17AM

A: my diet alone does not dictate my weight, i hover at 180 whether I eat burgers or salad,

Dude, you need to do something to up the metabolism! It's common knowledge that dieting alone does nothing.

And yes, a low HP motor will be able to rev quicker if it has less mass to be moving.

Lighten up fatties! Time for Lardass CAMP!!

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rockles /
mikerock
Jun 20, 2008 03:12AM

thats why i ride NEKKID

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nathan /
trogulus
Jun 20, 2008 03:30AM

I was 425lbs and now I'm down to a svelte 330. If you were anywhere near me I'd sell you a gym membership.

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Chris Hernandez /
chrisisrad
Jun 20, 2008 03:37PM

Well I might get the 80cc Malossi kit for my 103, with 50 lbs less I'll be flying

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Bad Adam /
atbabel
Jun 20, 2008 03:40PM

i've been raving about the moped diet for a while now.

it's not that i don't eat to get skinny, i don't eat to go fast.

ask TBS, they know whats up

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Brian /
quietmouse
Jun 20, 2008 03:56PM

light weight = fast.

I'm 120, and ride a 07 tomos sprint with biturbo+unipod filter+upjet. I fly at 43 all the time, and get there fast.

Me and my girl together weigh 205, which is less than some individuals, and i notice quite a speed change at that.

Good luck!

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peter /
peter
Jun 20, 2008 04:32PM

the moped jockey team.

me, 138.

her, 93

fast bikes? yup.

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Joe Jacobsen /
joesk8r
Jun 20, 2008 04:45PM

Chris I want to help you out and I think I have the perfect program for you. Well trade peds until San Fran and you'll notice a dramatic loss in weight when you have to pedal more then ride. Thats why I'm built like a Greek god.

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Graham Motzing /
grahammotzing
Jun 20, 2008 04:50PM

when you spend all your beer money on mopeds, you have to spend your food money on beer...

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nathan /
trogulus
Jun 20, 2008 06:00PM

You want some weight loss inspiration.

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Charlie Mittens /
mittens
Jun 20, 2008 06:08PM

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nathan /
trogulus
Jun 20, 2008 06:18PM

What the Fuck! God damn, take shrooms and try to watch that sit!

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Fat Kid Challenge

RiTZ /
ritzardson
Jun 20, 2008 06:32PM

i Wanna join the Fat Kid Challenge!!

06/20/2008 - 215 LBS

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Bort Hoff /
bret
Jun 20, 2008 06:37PM

Scooty Puff jr. Suuuucks!

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Seth Bedwell /
sethb
Jun 20, 2008 06:44PM

it's all about the moped jockey club. 135lbs.

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Zack /
frankenbike
Jun 20, 2008 08:03PM

No.

I've done nothing these past 3 weeks but eat less and I've lost about 4lbs a week.

You're a retard.

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elliot in England /
elliot
Jun 20, 2008 08:25PM

lol and ppl think my bike is fast cuz i'm good at tuning... the real secret is i'm just a skinny hipster

someone should add rider weight to the moped tuners stat sheet.

Creature Dominique is the only creature w/o a kit, she hangs with all the fastness, and she weighs under 100lbs on a ported maxi.

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Plan of Action

Chris Hernandez /
chrisisrad
Jun 22, 2008 04:03AM

I think I'll run with my dog 4 nights a week, lay off the starches and sugars. Latebirds, you have the green light to smack me if you see me eating unhealthy.

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sir thaddeusforemen /
thomasman
Jun 22, 2008 06:11AM

I got my wisdoms pulled thursday and i really havent ate shit since then. today i ate mashed potatoes and my stomach feels like its on fire..=/

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