So you know those times when you are THINKING of doing something stupid and, in a split second, you are actually doing what you were thinking about without even realizing it?
yeahhh...I was nearly taken down by this idiot in a corolla when he decided to pass me on the right on a two lane road earlier. i caught up to him at the next light and, before i could even finish thinking about how righteous it would feel to hock a big fat loogie (how the fuck do you spell that shit??) on his car, I saw myself actually doing so right onto his back wndshield. Long story short, he saw it, got so angry that he felt the need to get out of his car and cuss me up and down, while setting a great example for his kid in the passenger seat. We're holding up traffic but, when the light turns green, i'm on my ped and he's still standing in the street. i tell him to fuck off as I get out of there and, before I know it, he's on my ass and laying on his horn for a good half mile or so until I turn---and he FOLLOWS me---toward my neighborhood. Thank god there was a cop on the corner directing construction traffic. I think that's what made him eventually leave me alone.