We have no such masturbator here.
I don't think you would survive. No one would try to call the police until it was all over.
A guy was masturbating at a park in Athens and about 5 of the dad's there beat the piss out of him.
The same dude showed up at the same park a month later and tried to walk off with a little girl. He ended up in the hospital before they took him to jail.
MOB RULE IN EFFECT.