MILLER LITE's NEW MASCOT=Topher

Hey Topher I got Miller Lite to sponsor you...okay they gave me a bunch of free shit cause of the EPIC battle between you and Mike for the Moby!

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toe fur threadkiller /

seriously?

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yup...coolers and t-shirts....she is going to drop all the stuff off sometime soon before the rally. I let you know if there is anything cool. :)

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that's awesome!

nothing against you topher, but mike better win. For St. Louis. It's the only way we'll be a branch (not really).

YAAR!

IRE!

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he he he he I have to recorded this battle for Linda.

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That's fucking crazy and awesome.

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can we update the noobs on what this battle is?

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An Old Crow bourbon drinking contest for a moby at the KC moped rally.

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The bike is still $100 bones but the winner walks with the moby...I don't know if walk is the correct word to use.

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Maybe the winner can lay passed out next to the Moby while the loser gets taken to the hospital to be treated for alcohol poisoning.

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hahahaha

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Like that one scene in Indiana jones. Noyce!

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Topher FTW!!!

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I am sorry but I had too...I owe you a beer topher!!

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Topher has had all of those things except the trench coat at one point in time.

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haha we've got a guy they call the "Circle K Masturbator"... he's like some weird dude in a trench coat who sneaks up on people while masturbating, he's like the Batman of public indecency, he's totally notorious, yet the cops have yet to catch him, he's like gone in a flash. One minute he's right next to you trying to work up a boner while you call the police, then the next minute he's gone, just a curtain blowing next to an open window.

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F Yeah! I've been looking for this pic!

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LOL! You had to bust out the Jon Lajoie.

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toe fur threadkiller /

i hate my life...

p.s.

i totally have experienced the circle k masturbator when i lived on a couch on a porch across the street from the one right by iwu's campus.

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well at least now nobody will say "you notice, you never see Topher and the Circle K Masturbator together..."

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Don't hate your life Topher.

My phone got shut off, but, I wanted to call and tell you, Erica and I are planning to visit you out in the boonies!

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Don't hate your life, Topher! Isn't it obvious that we're all jealous of you? Come on, my money's on you to win the Moby -- you'd better not let me down!

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We have no such masturbator here.

I don't think you would survive. No one would try to call the police until it was all over.

A guy was masturbating at a park in Athens and about 5 of the dad's there beat the piss out of him.

The same dude showed up at the same park a month later and tried to walk off with a little girl. He ended up in the hospital before they took him to jail.

MOB RULE IN EFFECT.

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toe fur threadkiller /

by the way laurie, i had that overcoat in 2006.

creepster FTW!

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When in 06?

When you disappeared?

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my dearest topher, i suggest utalizing that handy gift i sent you whenever you feel unloved and tear up.

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toe fur threadkiller /

while i was sleeping in jeremy's root cellar.

i got it when emily rine's grandma cleaned out her closet.

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