I like to take my moped to those fund raising car washes with the pretty girls. They usually do a pretty crappy job, and you have to make sure to let your bike cool down or one of them is liable to burn themselves, and make sure its not like a highschool sports team or something, but after that you can get some #'s out of the deal, especially if its already obviously been cleaned recently when you get there, girls notice that sort of thing.