come on dude, i realize you think your trip was just the most amazing thing ever, but do you realize other people have done way cooler things and they don't feel the need to constantly brag about it? ever heard of moped to south america? probably not, i can't imagine a self-absorbed old codger like you knowing about the longest moped trip ever taken.
a couple of years ago two guys from SF rode to the tip of south america for a total of 13,500 miles on their 30 year old puch maxis. get over yourself, other people can do cool things too, but they don't feel the need to be constantly reminding people of how great they are. it gets really old, really fast.