ok, so here's the real story.
Chad Burke was burking away on some moped when he got a phone call. It was Barack Obama. Apparently Obama wants Chad to be the Vice President, but the Dem leadership is trying to make his pair up with Hillary Clinton.
Chad says to the guy, look, Barack, I really appreciate the offer, but I don't know if I could bring in as many votes as Hillary.
Barack replies, well, lets test it. I'll get this other moped kid from K-Zoo to make a post that says you're quitting mopeds. And, then we'll see how many I<3 Chad Burke t-shirts we can sell. We'll base our desicion on that.
So, buy as many Chad Burke t-shirts as you can, and he could be our next VP!