My wife's cousin is a really funny guy. He's a pharmacist and about 15 years ago he brought a case of Moose Drool to her family reuinion. He and his friends had decided to start a brewry and that is the name they chose. The consensus was the stuff was great. I don't drink so I never tried it but seems everyone else loves the stuff.
So just put a rack on the back of the ped and always keep a case or two there... just so you can share with the officer when he pulls you over to check the bike out!