Screw the mopeds, I just wanna kidnap Mopedjay and his tools for about a week so I can get all my shit straight. hehehe
As for Iant's comment, "I know folks with more mopeds in their living room" yeah, what is the point???
However, I've heard! Iant eats mopeds by the hundreds! And if he were here, he'd consume your moped with fireballs from his eyes...and bolts of lightning from his arse!