Moped Bumper Stickers?

Bradley Sanderson /

Here's one I came up with this morning.

SAFE & LEGAL at 90 MPG

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"Better Mileage Than A Prius, Without The Snotty Attitude"

A response to the Prius drivers who like to put signs up in thier rear windows proclaiming their wonderful mileage..

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"My moped can beat up your scooter"

one i got from mopedfever

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Here's mine:

"BRENNAN O. REALLY IS A LIAR AND AN ASSHOLE."

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"WHY YOU TAKE MY MONEY WAUNE?"

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Bradley Sanderson /

Here's another I just thought up.

"90 MPG is FAST ENOUGH!

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i really want a sticker on the back of my helmet that says

"we r both going slow i just get 100mpg better"

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Ive been sporting this one for awhile now....

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Here's my contribution:

Two Mopeds on Craigslist = $350.00

Gasoline (per gallon) = 3.98

106 M.P.G. = Priceless

What did you do with your stimulus check?

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Bradley Sanderson /

That's a good one: "Got 100 MPG".

The problem with a lot of bumper stickers is they can trigger vandalism or even road rage with some people.

Some crazy motorists don't even need a bumper sticker to get them started. An example, I'm driving 28 mph in a 35 mph zone, and this guy drives his car close up behind me and lays on his horn. He didn't let up until he got past about a minute later. He then dashed to the stop light just up ahead where I then lined up behind him seconds later. Makes me wonder what the guy might have done had I been sporting a provocative bumper sticker.

There's a group of about 4 police in cars and 4 motorcycles trapping the same stretch of road right now, and it seems like they can't pull the traffic violators over fast enough. About every 100 yards there's a cop righting a ticket to someone they just pulled over. It's a sight.

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_90mph is FAST ENOUGH_

I love it. Here's mine:

I figure people can't get too mad at me after they read that. I also feel vindicated when people roll down their windows and yell things or when they honk at me.

Really? What was that? You think I'm awesome? No way! I think you're awesome too!

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BryAn eurism /

EVERYONE GOES 0 MPH AT A RED LIGHT...that gas getting any cheaper for ya?

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I have one that says "My other ride is your mom" but I haven't had the balls to put it on my helmet yet.

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***Kim Jong illest*** /

"moped riders do it in 2 strokes"

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Just to clarify, that attachment on top of my lid isnt a camera it is wind powered flashing led's........

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"NRA"

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"gay"

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as hot and bothered as it makes the homophobe-phobes an "no homo" sticker would be pretty great... I might look into that.

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how about this

Im doing speed limit what about you??

just a thought

i have a bunch of crazy people that like to pass me by going into on coming traffic so they can do 90mph

Rev. Eli Sanford

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kim jensen /

Here's one for the Dickless BMW drivers.

"Under-compensating my manhood"

kbj

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how bout "general forum = lame" burn lol

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BryAn eurism /

um, RIDE TO WORK FOR FUN AND PROFIT. All the v-8 dudes are basically paying to work these days

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