Here's one I came up with this morning.
SAFE & LEGAL at 90 MPG
Here's one I came up with this morning.
SAFE & LEGAL at 90 MPG
"Better Mileage Than A Prius, Without The Snotty Attitude"
A response to the Prius drivers who like to put signs up in thier rear windows proclaiming their wonderful mileage..
"My moped can beat up your scooter"
one i got from mopedfever
Here's mine:
"BRENNAN O. REALLY IS A LIAR AND AN ASSHOLE."
"WHY YOU TAKE MY MONEY WAUNE?"
Here's another I just thought up.
"90 MPG is FAST ENOUGH!
i really want a sticker on the back of my helmet that says
"we r both going slow i just get 100mpg better"
Ive been sporting this one for awhile now....
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Here's my contribution:
Two Mopeds on Craigslist = $350.00
Gasoline (per gallon) = 3.98
106 M.P.G. = Priceless
What did you do with your stimulus check?
That's a good one: "Got 100 MPG".
The problem with a lot of bumper stickers is they can trigger vandalism or even road rage with some people.
Some crazy motorists don't even need a bumper sticker to get them started. An example, I'm driving 28 mph in a 35 mph zone, and this guy drives his car close up behind me and lays on his horn. He didn't let up until he got past about a minute later. He then dashed to the stop light just up ahead where I then lined up behind him seconds later. Makes me wonder what the guy might have done had I been sporting a provocative bumper sticker.
There's a group of about 4 police in cars and 4 motorcycles trapping the same stretch of road right now, and it seems like they can't pull the traffic violators over fast enough. About every 100 yards there's a cop righting a ticket to someone they just pulled over. It's a sight.
EVERYONE GOES 0 MPH AT A RED LIGHT...that gas getting any cheaper for ya?
I have one that says "My other ride is your mom" but I haven't had the balls to put it on my helmet yet.
"moped riders do it in 2 strokes"
Just to clarify, that attachment on top of my lid isnt a camera it is wind powered flashing led's........
"NRA"
"gay"
as hot and bothered as it makes the homophobe-phobes an "no homo" sticker would be pretty great... I might look into that.
how about this
Im doing speed limit what about you??
just a thought
i have a bunch of crazy people that like to pass me by going into on coming traffic so they can do 90mph
Rev. Eli Sanford
Here's one for the Dickless BMW drivers.
"Under-compensating my manhood"
kbj
how bout "general forum = lame" burn lol
um, RIDE TO WORK FOR FUN AND PROFIT. All the v-8 dudes are basically paying to work these days
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