MOPED ARMY

"Better Mileage Than A Prius, Without The Snotty Attitude"

A response to the Prius drivers who like to put signs up in thier rear windows proclaiming their wonderful mileage..

Here's mine:

"BRENNAN O. REALLY IS A LIAR AND AN ASSHOLE."

Here's another I just thought up.

"90 MPG is FAST ENOUGH!

Ive been sporting this one for awhile now....

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That's a good one: "Got 100 MPG".

The problem with a lot of bumper stickers is they can trigger vandalism or even road rage with some people.

Some crazy motorists don't even need a bumper sticker to get them started. An example, I'm driving 28 mph in a 35 mph zone, and this guy drives his car close up behind me and lays on his horn. He didn't let up until he got past about a minute later. He then dashed to the stop light just up ahead where I then lined up behind him seconds later. Makes me wonder what the guy might have done had I been sporting a provocative bumper sticker.

There's a group of about 4 police in cars and 4 motorcycles trapping the same stretch of road right now, and it seems like they can't pull the traffic violators over fast enough. About every 100 yards there's a cop righting a ticket to someone they just pulled over. It's a sight.

EVERYONE GOES 0 MPH AT A RED LIGHT...that gas getting any cheaper for ya?

"moped riders do it in 2 strokes"

"NRA"

as hot and bothered as it makes the homophobe-phobes an "no homo" sticker would be pretty great... I might look into that.

Here's one for the Dickless BMW drivers.

"Under-compensating my manhood"

kbj

um, RIDE TO WORK FOR FUN AND PROFIT. All the v-8 dudes are basically paying to work these days