I just got back home and saw the way you treated my bike. You ought to be ashamed of yourself. The electronics are damaged and crushed and parts are missing, the drive chain is bent, the chrome fender is bent and dented, the mounting bolts are missing, the exhaust manifold studs have been bent - it's really as if you were trying to damage it. And why in God's name would you leave it in the alley unlocked like that, when I even provided you with a lock and chain for it? I was home all day, with my phone - I could have met you at any time to take the bike in where it would be safe. I even called you several times to try and arrange a pick up time - could you not even be bothered to answer the phone?
I've had that bike since I was 15 years old, and it means a lot to me. It sucked that I wasn't able to ride it this weekend - which was largely because you didn't get it to me when you said you would on Friday. I'm a very disorganized and unpunctual person, so I understand carelessness, etc, but you're not even apologetic about it. Honestly, this doesn't seem like carelessness. It seems much more like some kind of pathetic, passive-aggressive gesture. Well, I don't play like that, buddy, so if you have something to say to me, say it here, in public. Otherwise, go fuck yourself.