Fuck this fucking stock shit. Fuck it all to goddamn fucking hell and back. "Stock" is a fucking sonuvabitch word and it can kiss my fucking ass.
Why yes, I believe I did drop the f-bomb. Shame on me.
No, I don't really mean all that. I just wanted to see how many naughty words I could use all at once. Stock is cool, but I'm ready for a change -- namely a change that can actually keep up with the pack.
And for those of you with stock bikes that do almost 40, congratulations. Your bikes are freaks of nature and I hate you all. Have a nice day.