It's leaning against a tree when you show up to buy it and when you straighten it up to kick it garbage water runs out of the handle bars
Hornets nest in the gas tank
The front fairing on your just purchased pa50ii is held in by 1/3 turn on a standard bolt instead of a metric one. Oh, and its been spray painted baby shit brown, on the chrome and reflectors and everything.
When you take a bike for a test drive, it soft seizes and the guy says "it does that all the time, don't worry about that"
The lesbian cop that sells you your targa neglects to inform her fellow dykepiggets that she sold it and you spend 30 minutes "detained" till they can get ahold of her and find out she"sold it months ago"