So many great suggestions, the ice cream story, the cigar and pipe suggestions... what great stuff guys. Freakin cracked me up. I'm going with a Black & Mild next. My cigs riding today were ok but I think the B&M would be a better choice. Easier to clench in the teeth, and long like the 120
Hole in the helmet LMAO. Someone needs to design a helmet-mounted apparatus with a little wind screen one could just put a cig or cigar into and leave it there. That spells potential disaster, however (fuck my cig fell down my face / shirt / burning me, heavy traffic). Bears some thought tho... =)