Okay, some of the smarter posters might have figured that my cat didn't really steal my moped. without thumbs, he has a hard time with the throttle, so I gave up trying to teach him.
And even though Simon thinks he's seen a cat, it could very well be some kind of mutated chapucabras. they have catl-like features, and sometimes cross-breed with feral cats. Simon--did you see any UFO's in the time frame this seat mutilation occured?
Okay...enough nonsense. But, I really did see a video clip of "pinky, the cat of the week" on a public access/humane society channel. Well, despite pinky being "cat of the week" he got nervous....and got kind of freaked out by being leashed (I mean, how many cats are used to being leashed??)
the woman helping tried to pin down the cat in a wax covered cardboard box-- it looked like the kind we used to get green peppers delivered in, at the pizzaria.
this REALLY upset pinky, because he was leashed, thrashing, and the efforts to put the box over him would basically choke him, due to the leash.
Well, Pinky showed what he was made of. He proved he was "cat of the week" material. He clawed his way up and around and around and up and around the guys leg, and gave him a horrible bite.
To me, it looked like Pinky bit the groin arrea, specifically the upper, inner thigh. But, if this guy had low hangers and it was a hot enough day.... Pinky probably bit him right square on one of his nuts... pointy little feline teeth... geez.... yowtch. He SCREAMED and you could almost feel his pain.... a real Aaaarrrrrggghhhh sound.... he made it like twice then kept mumbling painful things.... that's when pinky made his escape.
This is no lie, and I KNOW other people have seen this clip--- it's one of the funniest things I've ever seen.