Zeros Present: Finish Your Beer V: Colder Than Hell, Cum Inside

A winter Swap Meet, Toledo Ohio February 3-5

Ya the title of the event is bigger then I can use for a subject

Save the date!

It’s the Zeros fifth Swap Meet (we think?)!

You know the drill, bring your garbage, sell your garbage, buy other peoples garbage. All within the snuggly warm walls of the Zeros shop!

We’ll have the heat on and the doors open, cum, stay for the weekend, the shop will be open Friday-Sunday (if you need to arrive earlier just hit us up! We’ll take care of you)

More details to cum, but until then, expect to get food, beer, raffles, and place to stay, all with your entrance fee to the event!

As always please hit that "going" button on the FB event page so we know roughly how much supplies we need

Linky to the Facebook page

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derek from black pipes moped gang 🌧 /

You had me at cum

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> derek from black pipes moped gang 🌧 wrote:

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> You had me at cum

We are glad to hear that other bodily functions are acceptable, keep piss'n ya'll

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I swear ill make one rally this year

This reminds me though- You know why vampires don't get pregnant?

You have to ask to come inside.

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^Good joke. But I like mine more. How do you know when a chick is having an orgasm? Her car (or ped) is parked in my driveway🤫 (edited)

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That joke sucks!

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Terbo Speghetti /

> Thomas Peffer wrote:

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> ^Good joke. But I like mine more. How do you know when a chick is having

> an orgasm? Her car (or ped) is parked in my driveway🤫

This is one of the worst jokes I've ever heard or seen in any language

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Ohhhh boi.....

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I had a blast shooting some pool last time

Didn't someone tattoo their butthole? (edited)

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> MPB Andyrew wrote:

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> I had a blast shooting some pool last time

>

> Didn't someone tattoo their butthole?

Ahhh yes, and we had the ping pong table out!

I cannot confirm nor deny the butthole thing…

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666 miles you say?

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> Mitch Mills wrote:

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> 666 miles you say?

Hail hail

Satan, tonight

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A Mountain Goats reference?

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> Bryan Shank wrote:

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> A Mountain Goats reference?

Always my friend!

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🦺🥇b to the MOPO 🚨🚨🚨 eff /

FWIW, buying an ipass cuts the Chicago tolls in half. It only requires a $10 deposit, so it pays for itself if you pass through the city once.

Plus you don't have to stop for tolls.

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Mike McScoutington /

Brian, always the pragmatist

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It's true, you basically justify the cost by driving through Chicago once. And you can pick them up locally in MN, so that was a bonus for me.

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Paying your toll is important

unless you go with plan B, never returning to said state

Suck it New Jersey you'll never get my money!

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Beach Club Nick /

> Slug Scouten wrote:

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> Paying your toll is important

>

> unless you go with plan B, never returning to said state

>

> Suck it New Jersey you'll never get my money!

Or if you drive with a hitch rack and bike on the back blocking your plate they can't send you the bill. That's how I accidentally got to the LGN rally and back for free this year

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> Beach Club Nick wrote:

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> > Slug Scouten wrote:

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> > Paying your toll is important

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> >

>

> > unless you go with plan B, never returning to said state

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> >

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> > Suck it New Jersey you'll never get my money!

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> Or if you drive with a hitch rack and bike on the back blocking your

> plate they can't send you the bill. That's how I accidentally got to the

> LGN rally and back for free this year

Ohhhh good call! I keep my fold up rack on the back of my Econoline, it does mostly cover my plate....

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This may sound like a dumb question. But how do toll roads work in the states? We only have one I’m aware of up here and soon it won’t be a toll road anymore

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🦺🥇b to the MOPO 🚨🚨🚨 eff /

> Ian MacKenzie wrote:

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> This may sound like a dumb question. But how do toll roads work in the

> states? We only have one I’m aware of up here and soon it won’t be a

> toll road anymore

There's no single system, it varies a ton from state to state.

Some states use license plate readers. Some states use toll booths you have to pay at. Some state use little readers you can buy and put on your windshield behind the rear view mirror, and even then there are at least three different and incompatible systems.

It's a mess.

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Ah okay. Thanks for the knowledge!

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Best to circumnavigate any big city and toll roads .

You'll likely live longer and have a much more stress free life .

I haven't used a toll road in about 30 years . I don't miss it a single bit . ;)

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> P D wrote:

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> I haven't used a toll road in about 30 years . I don't miss it a single

> bit . ;)

Weird flex, but ok.

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> MPB Andyrew wrote:

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> > P D wrote:

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> > I haven't used a toll road in about 30 years . I don't miss it a

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> > bit . ;)

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> Weird flex, but ok.

Maybe ... Different strokes for different folks . ;)

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Mike McScoutington /

Texas destroyed me during the 2019 Chop Top Challenge. Each county seemingly had a different body taking tolls. As an out of state driver they charged a $3-10 service fee for plate look up. Over the 6 months following the event I had something like 6 or 7 bills come in from different counties, each with their plate look up fee, toll, paper bill fee, and I think a late fee or 2 because tolls were not paid within 30 days.

It was great getting bills in the mail with pictures of my car on them though.

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> Mike McScoutington wrote:

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> Texas destroyed me during the 2019 Chop Top Challenge. Each county

> seemingly had a different body taking tolls. As an out of state driver

> they charged a $3-10 service fee for plate look up. Over the 6 months

> following the event I had something like 6 or 7 bills come in from

> different counties, each with their plate look up fee, toll, paper bill

> fee, and I think a late fee or 2 because tolls were not paid within 30

> days.

>

> It was great getting bills in the mail with pictures of my car on them

> though.

Like you don't know what your car looks like . LOL

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> P D wrote:

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> Like you don't know what your car looks like . LOL

More like 1/2 car amiright?

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🦺🥇b to the MOPO 🚨🚨🚨 eff /

> Mike McScoutington wrote:

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> It was great getting bills in the mail with pictures of my car on them

> though.

One thing I didn't like about living in California was getting bills in the mail with pictures of cars that weren't mine, due to their crappy license plate readers.

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