Does my motorcycle make me look fat?

It does haha

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Love the rd. All little bikes make us look fat unless you are a skinny hipster with tight pants.

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Thanks. Missing summer weather..

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How can you even climb onto that thing and balance those massive childbearing hips?

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My old boss told me his wife asked him if the dress made her look fat and he told her it's the fat that makes you look fat. They got divorced

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Lowered by engine wench

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I think it fits you quite well.

Much better than my 280lb ass on my old magnum. I rode around purely for comedic relief somtimes.lol

I could hear the joy!

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daan SJAARLOOS /

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Animal cruelty^ .

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That poor horse.

My fat makes me look fatter then my moped does.

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You need a moped. You will get far more exercise because you'll spend half your time pushing said moped.

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Moped Lar (OFMC) /

Especially if it’s a stock Motobecane....lol.

> live ɘvil Wrote:

> -------------------------------------------------------

> You need a moped. You will get far more exercise because you'll spend

> half your time pushing said moped.

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Pushing a broken moped is perhaps the best thing about owning and repairing them. People look and snicker at your misfortune ( perhaps a bit of schadenfreude) but you have accepted failure and its displayed for all to see... it shows you are a strong person who fights for what you want and damn the consequences.

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> JBOT Admin Wrote:

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> Pushing a broken moped is perhaps the best thing about owning and

> repairing them. People look and snicker at your misfortune ( perhaps a

> bit of schadenfreude) but you have accepted failure and its displayed

> for all to see... it shows you are a strong person who fights for what

> you want and damn the consequences.

Yup. I wave at the gawkers too.

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Tri-ped Dave O.D.B. /

I particularly like the ones who laugh and say "can't you afford a car?" I hold up my key fob to my AMG Galendewagen as a silent retort. The three pointed star usually elicits a grimace.

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I've pushed the rd several times. 10 miles once.

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