I am enjoying all these story threads while we're all quarantined and wannt keep the sharing goin!
Everyone's had a spark plug left loose, or condons and zipties on pipes and grips etc, I remember on tits kits n grits richmond where folks were gluing coins to bikes or somethin, other times bikes hoisted into trees & shit. whatre some other good ones?
I used to take old spare horns, cuz everyone hardwiring removes that shit, and i'd hide them on people's bikes and wire it into the headlight terminals. so they start the bike and it just buzzes. I remember angel starting her bike and being super confused what the noise was, where it was coming from, looking all over the bike while we were looking on from the porch.
I also had a great run with oragel teething gel - sneaking it onto people's bowl being passed around, cigaretter or beer lips etc. Dusty was so confident that I couldn't get him, i asked him for a cigarette and pretending like i was gonna sneak some on the filters, he was watching me like a hawk and instead I slight of hand got a gob on his beeer, his face when he took a sip was priceless!
Andres, our swoop was a vegetarian, he got drunk and passd out, i left a half eaten hotdog next to him and he was so worried he'd eaten it the night before in a drunken stupor