Found one more for my collection.
So excited, I got an erection.
Hot Wheels went and made a Monkey,
Small and cute and kinda funky.
The engines fit the brand new Cubs,
Which can be mopeds in certain clubs.
With six degrees of separation,
Or, If you prefer, Kevin Bacon.
I'll put this on my baseball shelf,
With other accumulated moped wealth.
The wife came home, I'm out of time.
Pardon me for my terrible rhyme.